There are a lot of weird words you learn to pronounce and spell if you pay much attention to health, science and the environment. By the time Iceland's spectacular volcanic eruption simmered down in 2010, for instance, "Eyjafjallajokull" was as familiar as "Mount Etna".
You should hear "Papahanaumokuakea" roll off the tongue of Juliet Eilperin, who has been reporting on the Hawaiian marine national monument for years.
I asked David Fahrenthold, who covered science at The Washington Post before he moved on to less inspiring subjects, what his favorite tricky science word was, and he immediately said "pycnocline," which sounds like "picnic line" and refers to a layer of the ocean.
I hadn't heard that word before - and that's the best part about being involved in research in any way, as a scientist, clinician, journalist or reader. You're always learning new things.
When Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus was elected the next director general of the World Health Organisation on Tuesday, I edited a story about him by health reporter Lena Sun.
I double-checked her spelling of his name (it was correct) and had a premonition: At some point, the world is going to have a global health emergency so dire and lasting that reporters everywhere, in the course of covering the disaster, will learn how to spell "Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus" without checking.
I pointed this out on Twitter and listed some of my favorite weird science words, and then Bethany Brookshire, who writes for Science News, started a science spelling bee challenge: What's the most annoying science word you've had to spell, and what does it mean?
The responses were fabulous. A lot of people say they trip over "ophthalmologist." Have you ever really looked at that word? It's ridiculous.
Ophthalmologist. Every time. & I forget when to use alt spellings, eg haemophilia or paediatrics. #scispellingbee— Rachel K. Spurrier (@rkspurrier) May 24, 2017
Chemists had a lot to complain about.
Chemistry: polysaccharide, desiccator (still look it up), ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid (ditto), anything with naphthyl in it.— Dr Terri (@Doctor_Terri) May 24, 2017
And so did people who study parasites or pretty much anything with Latin names. Taxonomy is hard.
Worked on Flamingos once - Phoenicopterus vs Phoeniconaias vs Phoenicoparrus 3 genera (6 species). #SciSpellingBee TBH any taxonomy is hard https://t.co/GxeO8aYPQq— Lewis 'Horticultural Lad' Bartlett 🐝🍰 (@BeesAndBaking) May 24, 2017
One of the parasites we work on is Blastulidium paedophthorum. That requires concentration to type, especially the "phth"! #scispellingbee— Meghan Duffy (@duffy_ma) May 24, 2017
I always have to double-check the spelling of the primate taxonomic categories 'haplorhine' and 'strepsirrhine' #scispellingbee— Dr. Lara Durgavich (@tinkeringprim8) May 24, 2017
Medical terms can be quite tricky. I checked: He didn't make this one up.
Easy: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (more technically accurate than black spit) #scispellingbee— Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro (@JATetro) May 24, 2017
Diarrhea, also spelled diarrhoea, is the condition of having at least three mystery vowels and consonants moving around unpredictably 😿— Anand Madhvani (@dosima_org) May 24, 2017
The thread is full of unexpected delights. Did you know that some beetles have fluorescent sperm? Isn't nature grand?
Fluorescent. I studied beetles with fluorescent sperm for my dissertation. So embarrassing. Also- have issues spelling dissertation— Hank Truck (@Hank_Truck) May 24, 2017
Anyway, this is what science-philic goofballs do on Twitter all day. The spelling bee is still going on, so please share your favorites with the hashtag #scispellingbee. Feel free to be as pedantic as you like.
Not to nitpick but it's Eyjafjallajökull - Americans often have trouble figuring out how to type letters with umlauts (& letters like æ & ø)— Prof Dolly Jørgensen (@DollyJorgensen) May 24, 2017
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